max's TRUE secret revealed (CONSPIRACY) WAR CRIMES!!!
Created on: September 3rd, 2009
i use my internet detective skills to get to the bottom of this conspiracy. the board is down now, but you can still see the icon on the 404 page http://images-test.4chan.org/
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This is a great site, and it's kind of weird, but from the title I knew it was you. Now, back to the issue at hand. If max can be trusted (can any Jew be trusted?), he claims to have lost a lot of money on this site. 4chan, however, apparently makes a lot of money. So, if this means 4chan's moot is helping employ some broke fellow internets webmaster, this is good.
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History lesson: Jetz's CUFFZ was constructed from a QUEER written on the comment page for "Can't Break These Cuffs." The U's are both the same, while the F's can be made from removing the lower bar of the E's in the QUEER. The C comes from blasting a chunk out of the Q, while the Z itself is Jetz's handiwork.
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That surprised me, but in a different way: that Max is actually doing something! Unfortunately, I believe ytmnd will slowly be crushed by the pressure of more and more people who like to attack the good name of ytmnd and ruin its glory. Until then, we, the good users, will keep on making this site alive, important and actually funny. We can do it.
A great and unique site like this has, over time, just been neglected and treated as an in-joke by the guy who created it. But on the other hand, ytmnd seems to have run its course. The place has died. Maybe that's why max will do nothing about ytmnd anymore, because what's the point? It's not in the best interests of Max to keep this site alive only for new coding to be desecrated by constant posts of a gif of a moon with AT&T Mike ranting about n*gg*rs over it. SAD FACE :(
The fact that a sub-community of moonman supporters actual exists is proof that ytmnd has hit its lowest point. There is no possible way it could get worse. I can say with absolute conviction that it is the lowest form of humor I have ever seen, and yet they exist and are encouraged by real users on this site. It saddens me so much that it has come to this. This place a dead pathetic husk. Is there anything else that needs to be said?
dear maple"epic"jet everything you like(d) about ytmnd absolutely sucks (sucked) and the site only became good when users started parodying the way people make sites by making intentionally bad poland sites or murdarmachene type sites or mediocre mixes where the joke is the use of the particular audio clip rather than it being a good mix
Actually this is actually kind of good because now I don't have to feel bad if I decide to leave and never come back. I stuck around because I respect the concept of ytmnd and enjoyed its unique flavor. I thought that maybe someday somebody would turn around and fix the site, or if I kept supporting it, maybe others would too, and we would slowly bring ytmnd back from the brink. But now that I know that Max's heart isn't in this, it's a lot easier for me to give up and move onto something else.
Hey buds, some great developments in the coding to tell you about. I've cut down my work load from 30 hours a week to about -10 as I have been hired by another site (the name shall remain anonymous) to do some code work. On top of that, i have a pile of cease and desist letters the size of Ted Danson's forehead to get through. Keep in mind that I love you all and it will be worth the wait when you see how great this internet is when it has been coded to death. 4chainE "HOW DO I CODED WEBSITE" JOEKS
ok guys so i PMd max about this whole thing and this is what he wrote: well, im not gonna type out the max PM bcaus it was just the entire audio for How To Prank a Telemarketer transcribed using misspelled words, often replacing letters with numbers. i think i saw something like this on teh internet once. im laughing out loud as im typing all of this. i guess i couldn't think of a way to show this, so i just typed that out for you guys. i guess i could have wrote "ha ha" or something.
/yyssssssssssssssssssssssssyhyshysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssy/ `:+/:-------------------------------+/
`odooyssssssssssssssssssssoydh- sdysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssy/` `-++:----------------------------------+/
.sm+`:sysssssssssssssssssssydd/ `hdysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssyssssssssssy:`
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